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Tuesday 8 January 2013

Sokoto Governor wins "Thug Governor Of The Year" Award


The Nigeria Governors Forum (NGF) gave awards to some of its deserving members. Surprisingly most of the sore winners rejected their awards. Gov. Aliyu Wamakko (Sokoto) who won ‘Thug of the year,’ for his exploits in flogging a PHCN staff who didn’t supply power to his village, rejected the award saying the result was rigged in his favour. He said, “I only flogged one person.
What of Rochas Okorocha (Imo) who punched a protocol officer and unleashed his guards on a sitting senator?”
Similarly, Gov Fashola (Lagos) who won the ‘Deafest governor’ award said, “What did I do to deserve that? Just because I didn’t listen to okada riders, LASU students and Lekki residents, doesn’t make me deaf?

How about Orji (Abia) who has refused to recall the non-indigenes he sacked or undertake a single tangible development project?”
Seriake Dickson (Bayelsa) won the ‘Most critically ill’ category due to his severe case of amnesia.
Dickson’s embarrassing amnesia showed itself in 2012 when he awarded Ijaw’s highest national honour posthumously to the late dictator Sani Abacha. Gov. Peter Obi’s (Anambra) high-pitched voice earned him the ‘Most effeminate’ governor award. Lol @ these awards tho!

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